We've collected some awful animal jokes for you to…..enjoy. If you think these are bad, you should hear some of the puns the staff at Stubbington come out with!

Creepy Crawlies

Where do bees wait for public transport? At the Buzz Stop!

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie talkie!

What do you call a fly with no wings? A Walk!

Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied 'er !

What is an insect's favourite sport? Cricket!

Feathered frenzy

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger !

How does a bird with a broken wing land safely? With its sparrow-chute !

What birds spend all their time on their knees? Birds of Prey !

When is the best time to buy a budgie? When it is going cheap !

Where do birds meet for coffee? In a nest-cafe !

Furry Funnies

What instrument do mice playl? A mouse organ !

What dog loves to have baths? A shampoodle !

What happened when the cat swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens !

Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam!

Why do dogs have fur coats? They would look silly in a plastic mac !

Why did the badger crossed the road? Because it was the Chicken's day off !

Have you had enough?

Why not try to collect some of your own creature jokes and group them together by the class of animal they belong to, i.e. reptiles, fish, birds, mammals, insects…what else?